I am Candice. I like Orange is the New Black and Coheed and Cambria and books. I don't like people much. I don't like social justice extremists either.

shadsmeister:

Me when Claudio sings caged in gravity’s union

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didgeridood:

hardcorebrownie:

didgeridood:

hardcorebrownie:

didgeridood:

hardcorebrownie:

I BROKE MY CAPS LOCK BUTTON HELP ME

have you tried turning it off and back on again

I HIT IT REALLY HARD AND STILL HASN’T TURNED OFF

there is no need to shout ma’am. have you tried turning it off and back on

I AM NOT SHOUTING

IT DOESN’T TURN OFF

ma’am, ma’am, have you tried turning it on & off again

(via davidisbeyonce)

notesfrombakerst:

say “hey now” in a group of people and see if they respond with “you’re an allstar” or “this is what dreams are made of”

(via theofficialcynic)

people who tag every single post are so dedicated

kevdied:

i dedicate this boner to u

(via mrjoyberry)

This is a very serious text post with no hidden meaning.

(Source: straddlinq, via mrjoyberry)

Anonymous: UR DUM LOL 

I’m very triggered by this

thorinoakenbutt:

castielandpie:

poryqon:

it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

(via neo-yahtzee)

ostracizedpoodle:

When I feel fat I brush my teeth so I’m like I can’t eat I just brushed my teeth

"i just need to get my shit together"
- me in 2009/2012/this time last year/a minute ago/next year probably (via guy)

(Source: jamespmberry, via 314eater)