I am Candice. I like Coheed and Cambria and books. I don't like feminists or people who think they're special.

bombing:

@staff loving the new update. having my screen split in half and seeing an enlarged version of a mobile theme is exactly what i wanted to happen when i click someone’s url. i’m glad it’s finally happened. for the next update i was thinking we could just shut peoples laptops off when they click a url. i have a lot more ideas like this just contact me at this inbox

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i am fart

satanicnutellacats:

5th grade sex ed more like

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liquidglue:

I don’t CARE if this doesn’t fit your blog type, if you don’t reblog this I’m judg-

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icychaoss:

getting bad again for no reason after you’ve been so happy for a long time is literally one of the worst feelings ever

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Anonymous: Do you want an Australian kiss? It's like a French kiss, but down under. ;) 

australiansanta:

down under my lips

u want to kiss my chin 

nice-wig-janis:

"what did you even do before you joined tumblr"
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