I am a nerdfighter, aspiring piercer (like that's ever going to happen), and rat-enthusiast.. I like Doctor Who, Supernatural, Orange is the New Black and Coheed and Cambria. Currently have my ears stretched to 0g. I want my vertical labret done. I know a ton about body modification. Ask me stuff so I feel special.

what kind of fucktards are uploading videos to tumblr anyway when they know good and well that video player will never work

"I want to roll over at 2 a.m. to a kiss from you not a text message"
- (via cholozard)

(Source: lezbianzdoitbetter, via cisnet-stockings)

What kind of fucking schools do people on tumblr go to where you can fucking take pictures of the class and bring animals in your backpacks like we can’t wear yoga pants at my school because they’re too tight

the-missing-e-in:

mememaster:

turklet:

WHAT IS THE POINT OF THAT LITTLE POCKET INSIDE THE POCKET IN YOUR JEANS YOU CAN’T FIT ANYTHING IN THERE

So you dont have to have change giggling around in your pocket

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change giggling around in your pocket 

change: teeheeheehee this pocket is so small!

me: shut up change! god you’re so annoying

(via ecooli)

“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer

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